Pleased To Meet Me

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:02:30 +0900

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:39:25 +0900

parlebon: the 6ths - falling out of love (with you)

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:01:28 +0900

parlebon:

the 6ths - falling out of love (with you)

catburritos said: IDENTITY THIEF TRUE: #1 thing you gotta know about me is that i’m an...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:28:00 +0900

catburritos said: IDENTITY THIEF

TRUE: #1 thing you gotta know about me is that i’m an identity thief. also my name is mckenzie i have a cute cat and i’m in love with jeff bridges

could you do an introduction about yourself? name, age, school, where you live, things you like etc

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:22:00 +0900

My name is Michael. I’m 20. Pacific Northwest. I like two things: punk rock and not giving a d*mn (damn).

I’m awful at this kind of thing. I can’t list the things I like. I could answer specific questions, maybe?

bullets

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:50:01 +0900

I got 100% on my Theater of Gender essay. I wasn’t that worried, but I’ve been at a B+ for almost the entire class because I missed the first quiz, like a stupid idiot would. I might actually get a 4.0 this quarter, which doesn’t mean anything but will hopefully prove something to my parents… and maybe… just maybe… myself. *five for fighting plays over fox searchlight logo*
Ate breakfast for the first time in about two weeks (79 cent yogurt bar thing ftw).
I’m currently in the process of reading Mom’s latest email. It’s difficult. Ever since her last one it’s just been days of breakdown after breakdown.
But I’m doing a lot better right now. I hung out with J a little after class. I guess him and A were kind of worried about me, but he even said I was looking good today.
Gawd, I really wanna hang out with my ridiculously great online pals but uh I need to get my shit together first and then stop being in eburg
I should call places back this week.
I should stop hating the way I look.
I think I’m stating to become obsessed with Brian Wilson again. Is this the return of mid-teenage Michael?!? (please no)

SENSITIVE THUG: WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA?

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:36:02 +0900

SENSITIVE THUG: WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? :

3lc3lc3lc:

What in the fuck was that Kanye?
I told you to do some shit for the kids
You can give me your muhfucking graduation ticket right now
You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage
Muhfucka can’t pull you across that stage Kanye
Who told you, see, I told you to…

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:06:53 +0900

Whenever Rahm Emanuel is mentioned in an article, his name should be followed by “noted...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:55:50 +0900

Whenever Rahm Emanuel is mentioned in an article, his name should be followed by “noted shitperson”. “Rahm Emanuel, noted shitperson,” like that.

holy shit i’ve basically been posting personal shit and then deleting it all fucking day

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:05:33 +0900

holy shit i’ve basically been posting personal shit and then deleting it all fucking day

onlyslightly said: look at you managing that personal brand “everyone has a passion. mine...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:15:32 +0900

onlyslightly said: look at you managing that personal brand

“everyone has a passion. mine is promoting myself online for possible monetary gain and more opportunities to sell my personal image. i follow my bliss. now go follow yours.” - slantedandenchanted, 2013

i only ask that you do not judge my personal brand or my online presence by my recent actions on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:05:52 +0900

i only ask that you do not judge my personal brand or my online presence by my recent actions on tumblr.com

ugh nvm that’s a bad selfie. and that post yesterday was bad. gonna delete everything.

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:03:02 +0900

ugh nvm that’s a bad selfie. and that post yesterday was bad. gonna delete everything.

Games I can’t wait to play on XBOX ONE: Batman: Arkham’s Dark Shadow Justice Gizmo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:51:05 +0900

Games I can’t wait to play on XBOX ONE:

Batman: Arkham’s Dark Shadow Justice
Gizmo & Sprak (Rated E)
Gizmo & Sprak: Gritty Reboot (Rated M, to be released simultaneously with non-gritty original)
American Soldier: Shooty Time
American Football: Moody Time
Weirdly Objectivist Zombie Shooter IV: Now It’s in Space I Guess
Virtual Yoga Party!! (Motion capture suit sold separately, virtual headgear not sold but rather hidden in a mystical chasm that can only be found by downloading a special version of Google Earth that Microsoft doesn’t even want you to know about)
XBox Baby (Just a sharpie that comes with the console so you can draw a face on your One and carry it around with you, feed it, bathe it, etc.)
Alex Jones’ Infowars! (Just Minesweeper but with “false flags” and “truth bombs”
Person Killa (Rockstar Games)
’90s Trivial Pursuit (I’m what you would call a ’90s kid, so hell yeah I want this :))
Profound Sadness (wait this is just a mirror wtf??)

every day i seriously consider packing it all up, riding my ‘otorcycle down to oregon and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:34:17 +0900

every day i seriously consider packing it all up, riding my ‘otorcycle down to oregon and taking up street busking while living off the land.

How did I forget about Sleigh Bells?

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:57:49 +0900

How did I forget about Sleigh Bells?

if you don’t see the beatles’ influence on the current post-chillwave scene then, well,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:53:25 +0900

if you don’t see the beatles’ influence on the current post-chillwave scene then, well, [laughs]

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