Also also, check out this pic I got with my terrible phone.
pansytwist said: bring a friend to help fend her off
More like “she’ll bring my end, I will be offed”. #deathofslantedandenchanted
pansytwist said: a marriage proposal probably
More like a murder proposal. rip slantedandenchanted
pansytwist said: it’s a good read despite the inclusion of your shocking diary entries from the 10th grade. how could you???
look, i wrote that wario was “a great man”. obviously, i regret this. i was young. can we all just move on?
pansytwist said: i already bought a signed copy though :(
goddammit. pynchon cashes in on my life AND has the audacity to sign copies. that reclusive motherfucker